Well... it's currently 7:20, and my day as already shown signs of crap. Wednesdays are chapel at school, so I always try to dress up a little more than usual (i.e. nice pants and nice shoes). I pulled to the end of the driveway on the way to school, saw trash cans all up and down the street, and remembered that Wednesday is also trash day. So I jumped out, and started bringing the trash can down. I usually keep the trash-can- on-wheels extraordinare in the grass as not to wake up the neighbors who don't go to work at an ungodly hour. This day was no different. BAM. I slid on some dog poo. Yup. Dog poo. And I had open toed shoes on, so that's right- poo on the feet. A LOT of it. I squealed a little girly squeal, then came to my senses and threw my shoe off. Well, that's no good- now I'm shoeless, I thought. So I tried to wipe it off with the grass. And when I say "wipe," I mean smear it around and gag profusely. My eyes are watering at this point and I'm trying not to barf. The shoes are currently in the carport. Sorry, Annie. So I hobbled inside, as not to track poo in the house, rolled up my nice pants, and stuck my foot in my bathroom sink, and tried not barf and/or pass out. Let's hope the rest of the day is less poopy.
8 comments:
oh no, what a horrible start to your day. gross, i gagged a little reading it. hope the rest of your day is better.
You know, you could look at it this way....things can only get better today! How exciting is that? Although if you take a page from MY book (and you are my daughter), when it starts out that way, you just pick up speed on the slippery slope heading south.
Poor thing! Being the morning person you are, I'm sure you were in an especially happy mood after that happened. I gagged a little reading it, too. Hope your day is much better!
Eewwww! I always invariably end up stepping on at least one piece of dog poop whenever I mow the back yard during the warm weather months. I've never actually slid on it. That sucks! :(
remember the little story that mrs. hicks told us in abnormal psych?...to be optimistic, you must think, "well, i'm glad it wasn't a bigger dog!"
that really does stink, though. on your toes.
hahahahahahahahahah.. that is the most disgusting thing i have EVER heard but you told it in such a charming and funny way! i heart you. your day WILL get less poopy!
that sucks!!! YUCK I am sure things will only get better.
Thanks for making my day not poopy with that funny post. I love that your eyes were watering.
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