Decapitated Santa and Snowmen Butts

This all started about 4 years ago. My sister and I were decorating the Christmas tree at my parents' house, when we noticed something very wrong. Somehow, over the past year, our Santa ornament had been decapitated. First we found the head, then we dug through the box more and found the sad little body. To this day, we get a huge kick out of it every time we get it out. Throw it away?? Heck no! It provides much too much amusement for us. We are very careful to set the head and the body just far enough apart so that you can tell. Also, notice the snowman booty on the right.
It was supposed to snow last night. I woke up at 3:30, thrilled to hear the sound of some hard sleeting. But that was it. Sigh... stupid weathermen getting my hopes up.