I have returned!

Sorry I haven't posted in forever. I have been in the great metropolis of Memphis (Three-Six Mafia, yo!) attending an oh-so-enriching teachers' conference. I feel ready to face anything now! Bring it on kids, I can handle any situation. Uhhhh, no, not really. I DO only have 2 days of school this week, so that makes me happy. I have rediscovered that those Lutherans sure are fun. We went down to Beale St. and I had a beer or two with former teachers. How fun is that? Once again, however, I forgot to bring my camera cord today so I could upload pictures, so you get a random picture of Sebastian.
Tonight is Survivor night at Kristen's house- whoo hoo! I am having one of my very last volleyball practices today. I can't believe our season is almost over. We have our last season game on the 25th. You guys should see Kristen coach. She's really good. :)
Since I don't have much interesting to say today... I'll leave you with yet another assundry of deep thoughts:
*If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that.
*If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
*Any time I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing??